The best thing that happened to me today was that I successfully renewed my driver's license. Yes, the bar was set that low. After all, when one's profit peaks a few minutes after the opening bell, and by the closing bell one is looking at a small loss, well, that pretty much sucks the wind right out of you. So knowing I won't have to visit the horrible DMV office for another six years is the thin reed on which I am hanging today's happiness.
The thing that tatters my tulips (OK, I just made that up.......) is how equities have completely ignored the slumping Euro which should have, in a just world, dragged stocks right down during the past two months. This is the kind of gloriously melting graph that makes me beam: